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yo mama so fat.. disease

Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18 years to live.

 

Legion Camel #2

A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal shows him quarters, he asks the corporal, "The base is...

 

El delicatassen

Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7" Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure... by the way, as we lifted off...

 

College by Dave Barry

College by Dave Barry Many of you young persons out there are seriously thinking...

 

Nun on the Bus

A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she is a nun. He decides to approach her...

 

Dollars equal ten cents

|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by 100$ 1/100 = 100/100 cents=> $ 1/100 = 1 centTake square root both side=>...

 

yo mama so fat.. cereal..

Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.

 

Three Nuns

Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of...

 

Bill of No Rights by Lewis W. Napper

Bill of No Rights by...

 

It finally happened

A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the man was talking with Saint Peter and he asked, "I know I was good during my life,...