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Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit starts making an awful noise. He stops the truck and crawlsunderneath to investigate...
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Weight Control
Weight ControlHere's the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories perhour they consume.Beating around the bush. . . . . . . ....
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NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.
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Greedy Kiwi
This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep....."Mate", the aussie said, "Over there we shear them".The kiwi replied, "Mate, I'm not...
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The 25 BBS Commandments
|Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou shalt remember thy name and password. Thou shalt only call a BBS two times a day. Honor...
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Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah thought ah paid it!
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yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18 years to live.
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Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn't ask for a commitment if you use it. Getting a modem to obey you is as simple as typing...
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Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal shows him quarters, he asks the corporal, "The base is...
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