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NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.
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yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18 years to live.
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Bee jokes 01
|Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?A: Sting!Q: Who is the bees favorite pop group?A: The bee gees!Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk?A: An...
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Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn't ask for a commitment if you use it. Getting a modem to obey you is as simple as typing...
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Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal shows him quarters, he asks the corporal, "The base is...
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El delicatassen
Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7" Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure... by the way, as we lifted off...
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You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) - Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal can now go a step further - eat the plate.Chen Liang-erh, 50, an amateur...
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Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit starts making an awful noise. He stops the truck and crawlsunderneath to investigate...
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College by Dave Barry
College by Dave Barry Many of you young persons out there are seriously thinking...
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