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Nun on the Bus

A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she is a nun. He decides to approach her...

 

NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?

How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.

 

The blonde Thanksgiving dinner

|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself...

 

yo mama so fat.. cereal

Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

 

The 25 BBS Commandments

|Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou shalt remember thy name and password. Thou shalt only call a BBS two times a day. Honor...

 

Hot Tub Riddle

What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?Toss in your laundry.

 

The subway car was packed...

The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the manbehind her and said,...

 

Abortion Bill

Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah thought ah paid it!

 

If two lawyers were drowning...

No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch?

 

Drum joke Q & A

|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they don't disgrace themselves at the parade.Q: How do you know if there is a...