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Measuring on the job

|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide tied the crane to the end of a pole. The crane operator would then pick...

 

Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro...

Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100 bet on the side. "But," said the duffer, "since you're obviouslymuch better than I,...

 

Are You About to Employ a Robot?

Are You About to Employ a Robot? This test was written by ME, Roger Carasso, for the UCB PsychologyDepartment. It is intended to be used by...

 

Disorder in the Court!

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by...

 

Phone company's errors

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Phone Company...

 

IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE

|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next day would be the shortest day of the year. My lab partner became visibly...

 

Want a day off work?

|So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which...

 

Bee jokes 01

|Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?A: Sting!Q: Who is the bees favorite pop group?A: The bee gees!Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk?A: An...

 

Getting a new deputy

|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job."Okay," the...

 

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