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Giving very odd excuses

|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily. "Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and it...

 

Reward these soldiers for their work

|A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in the Falkland Island Crisis.Upon returning to England from the South American...

 

The College Food Chain

The College Food Chain THE DEANLeaps tall buildings in a single boundIs more powerful than a locomotiveIs faster than a speeding bulletWalks on...

 

What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?

What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around for an hourwaiting for a two minute ride!!

 

Change your course now

|This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.Radio...

 

The copy machine handout

|In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One copy repairman had answered question after question for the employees. Finally one...

 

He's drunk at the bar

|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar,...

 

Many moons

There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so he looked inside, and lo and behold there was an Indian down in the hole.The cowboy...

 

A guy in a bar

The bartender asks him "What'll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars", to...

 

Bosses versus workers

|When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.When I don't do it, I am lazy.When my boss doesn't do it, he's too...