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Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily. "Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and it...
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Reward these soldiers for their work
|A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in the Falkland Island Crisis.Upon returning to England from the South American...
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The College Food Chain
The College Food Chain THE DEANLeaps tall buildings in a single boundIs more powerful than a locomotiveIs faster than a speeding bulletWalks on...
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What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around for an hourwaiting for a two minute ride!!
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Change your course now
|This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.Radio...
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The copy machine handout
|In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One copy repairman had answered question after question for the employees. Finally one...
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He's drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar,...
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Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so he looked inside, and lo and behold there was an Indian down in the hole.The cowboy...
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A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him "What'll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars", to...
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Bosses versus workers
|When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.When I don't do it, I am lazy.When my boss doesn't do it, he's too...
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