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What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?

Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A: Wipe it off and say you're sorry.

 

A practical joke involving jello

|Here's a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold should be made with Knox Unflavored Gelatin and red food coloring....

 

A divorced woman had been on her own for several months...

A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to get extremely horny. She went to the grocery store and while there starting eyeing...

 

Trial Of The Century

Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals Objectionable Methods...

 

Funny jokes - 50 best jokes

What did the egg say to the boiling water? "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."

 

Would you define OCR?

|OCR - Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them back into computer-readable form, provided they're in the right...

 

Colombian computer joke

Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have performed an illegal operation and will be shutdown.

 

What do you call a gay Indian?

What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker!

 

I'm sending out some cards

|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes...

 

Good fortune

A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG ! He looks around: nobody's there. I am having hallucinations, he thinks. Then he...