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What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A: Wipe it off and say you're sorry.
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I'm sending out some cards
|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes...
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A practical joke involving jello
|Here's a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold should be made with Knox Unflavored Gelatin and red food coloring....
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Trial Of The Century
Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals Objectionable Methods...
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Would you define OCR?
|OCR - Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them back into computer-readable form, provided they're in the right...
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Funny jokes - 50 best jokes
What did the egg say to the boiling water? "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."
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Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG ! He looks around: nobody's there. I am having hallucinations, he thinks. Then he...
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Colombian computer joke
Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have performed an illegal operation and will be shutdown.
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Practical joke on his ex-girlfriend
|The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.He went out and...
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Bear jokes 02
|: How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?A: A polo bear!Q: Why do polo bears like...
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