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Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily. "Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and it...
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There is a blind man here to see you
|A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. "There is a blind man to see you," she says. "Well, if he is a...
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During WW II an American soldier...
During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor three months, when he was finally given a week of R&R. He caught asupply boat to a...
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Uh-Oh!!
The husband finally wised up to the fact that his wife was less than faithful. He hired a private investigator to follow her and inless than a week, had all...
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Rabbits Ph.D. Thesis
Rabbit's Ph.D. Thesis: A Parable for Graduate StudentsScene: It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting...
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A Choristers' Guide To Keeping Conductors In Line
|The basic training of every singer should, of course, include myriad types of practical and theoretical emphases. One important area which is often...
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Reward these soldiers for their work
|A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in the Falkland Island Crisis.Upon returning to England from the South American...
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Dictionary for women
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally...
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Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her...
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