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There is a blind man here to see you

|A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. "There is a blind man to see you," she says. "Well, if he is a...

 

The Numbers of the Beast

The Numbers of the Beast OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast.But did you know that:660 - Approximate number of the...

 

A cultural comparison

|Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad.Americans:...

 

Dictionary for women

|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally...

 

A Choristers' Guide To Keeping Conductors In Line

|The basic training of every singer should, of course, include myriad types of practical and theoretical emphases. One important area which is often...

 

Types of computer viruses

|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.Anita Hill virus: Lies dormant...

 

During the Vietnam war...

During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back during a really fierce battle. "Didn't you hear me say that we're outnumbered 4...

 

Ant jokes 02

|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was the most famous ant scientist?Albert Antstein!What games to ants play with...

 

The Miracle of Christmas

I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year without killing my relatives!-Reno Goodale

 

A man walks into a pub...

The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar, and says to the barman,"cor! I've just had my first blow-job and it was...