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Elephants IV

How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two elephants out of the water?One by one.

 

Computer jokes

A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the...

 

Computer jokes

This customer comes into the computer store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really...

 

The College Food Chain

The College Food Chain THE DEANLeaps tall buildings in a single boundIs more powerful than a locomotiveIs faster than a speeding bulletWalks on...

 

The copy machine handout

|In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One copy repairman had answered question after question for the employees. Finally one...

 

English is really crazy

|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England or French fries in...

 

What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?

What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A leisure centre.

 

Banjo jokes

|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one, but all the others gathered around will complain that that's not the way Earl...

 

Clinton Vacation

Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station to fill...

 

Change your course now

|This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.Radio...