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Clinton Vacation

Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station to fill...

 

Change your course now

|This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.Radio...

 

Identifying wasted time

|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in timesheets that specify large amounts of...

 

IDIOTS & COMPUTERS

|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their...

 

One day a housewife was going about the usual business...

One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house, when she suddenly felt intensely horny. Unfortunately, her husband was still at...

 

IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD

|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign...

 

Bear jokes 01

|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever hunted bear?A: No, but I've been shooting in my shorts!Q: How do you start a teddy...

 

Giving very odd excuses

|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily. "Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and it...

 

English is really crazy

|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England or French fries in...

 

Computer jokes

This customer comes into the computer store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really...

 

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