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I have bad news

|The doctor tells his patient: "Well I have good news and bad news..." The patient says, "Lay it on me Doc. What's the bad news?" "You have Alzheimer's...

 

Homemade Bargain Gift

Here's a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick and mail it out as a fruitcake!-Julie Brown

 

What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?

What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A leisure centre.

 

Oprectomy

Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. BOSTON, MA. 02115...

 

Catching the shoplifter

|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any...

 

Clinton Vacation

Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station to fill...

 

Identifying wasted time

|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in timesheets that specify large amounts of...

 

A guy in a bar

The bartender asks him "What'll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars", to...

 

One day a housewife was going about the usual business...

One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house, when she suddenly felt intensely horny. Unfortunately, her husband was still at...

 

The copy machine handout

|In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One copy repairman had answered question after question for the employees. Finally one...