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Catching the shoplifter

|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any...

 

I haven't spoken in months

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don't like to interrupt her.

 

A guy in a bar

The bartender asks him "What'll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars", to...

 

Elephants IV

How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two elephants out of the water?One by one.

 

A woman consulted a doctor...

A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive flatulance, but there was never any sound or smell so she had...

 

IDIOTS & COMPUTERS

|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their...

 

Bad Motel

1.The "complimentary" paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow starts moving when you come close to it. 3.The "magic fingers...

 

Bear jokes 01

|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever hunted bear?A: No, but I've been shooting in my shorts!Q: How do you start a teddy...

 

Oprectomy

Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. BOSTON, MA. 02115...

 

English is really crazy

|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England or French fries in...