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A woman consulted a doctor...
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive flatulance, but there was never any sound or smell so she had...
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Catching the shoplifter
|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any...
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Bad Motel
1.The "complimentary" paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow starts moving when you come close to it. 3.The "magic fingers...
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Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two elephants out of the water?One by one.
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IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their...
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Bear jokes 01
|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever hunted bear?A: No, but I've been shooting in my shorts!Q: How do you start a teddy...
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A man decided to have a face lift...
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really great about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and...
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What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare to wives who accompanied their husbands on a business trip....
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I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: "Well I have good news and bad news..." The patient says, "Lay it on me Doc. What's the bad news?" "You have Alzheimer's...
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