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This guy walks in to a bathroom...

This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall, and a signthat says "put your dick in here, we'll do what your wife does for you". Sothe guy...

 

Top 10 - Baseball is better than sex

TOP 10 REASONS BASEBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX...10. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY 9. YOU CAN COUNT ON IT AT LEAST 4 TIMES A WEEK 8. YOU HAVE A COACH TO...

 

Paying bills

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?""Only one kiss...

 

Honesty is the best policy

A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a Doctor, a CEO, and a Lawyer. But being the eccentric he was, his will...

 

Drinking and driving

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.The...

 

Christmas Jokes - Question and Answer

|Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?A: "I don't like sprouts" !Q: If athletes get athletes foot,...

 

Pig misunderstanding

|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database. One theft report...

 

Trust thy friend...

The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determinedto track down the father to extract...

 

Gathering chickens

|The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke...

 

You should learn to be more polite

|One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.Tom...

 

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