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Howard had felt guilty all day long...
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But...
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Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: "Personal: I'm married with 9 children. I don't require prescription drugs. "I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so...
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Four worst words
Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of golf?A: It's still your turn!
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Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It's Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It's Better than Macintosh!IBM: Idiots Built MeIBM: Intense Bowel MovementIBM:...
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Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.The...
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Condom Modelling Rejection
Condom Modelling Rejection TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY 6969 Slippery Root Drive Droptrouser, NC 22269Dear...
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Bosses versus workers
|When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.When I don't do it, I am lazy.When my boss doesn't do it, he's too...
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Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database. One theft report...
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Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again after swinging.Oxymoron: an easy par three.A hack: when your divot...
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Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you...
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