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Are the pilots flying blind?

|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.The pilot and...

 

Elephants II

What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash

 

How do they do it?

How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!

 

Jump out of the plane

|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having...

 

How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.

 

I flattened your cat

|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and*splat*... he...

 

IRS

The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under the new rules, you're allowed to claim two or more chins as...

 

Stupid Stuff 3

|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: "Working mothers are the backbone of the third half of the economy."...

 

IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY

|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic. My boss said, "Really? Where is...

 

Jock vs. Nerd

Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.$ If he sleeps...