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Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having...
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Are the pilots flying blind?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.The pilot and...
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Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother's name(list...
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Women seeking men
|"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds40-ish means: 48Adventurer means: Has had more partners than you ever willAffectionate means: PossessiveArtist means:...
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IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under the new rules, you're allowed to claim two or more chins as...
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How do they do it?
How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Two men were boasting to each other...
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. "Why, my outfit was so well drilled," declared one, "that when they presented arms all you...
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Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in the back.
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I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and*splat*... he...
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