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Are the pilots flying blind?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.The pilot and...
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Had any accidents?
|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions."Ever have an accident?""Nope,...
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IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under the new rules, you're allowed to claim two or more chins as...
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Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in the back.
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How do they do it?
How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic. My boss said, "Really? Where is...
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Stupid Stuff 3
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: "Working mothers are the backbone of the third half of the economy."...
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Women seeking men
|"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds40-ish means: 48Adventurer means: Has had more partners than you ever willAffectionate means: PossessiveArtist means:...
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Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother's name(list...
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