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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.

 

Arkansas Governor Application

Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother's name(list...

 

IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY

|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic. My boss said, "Really? Where is...

 

Elephants II

What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash

 

Jump out of the plane

|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having...

 

Jock vs. Nerd

Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.$ If he sleeps...

 

How do they do it?

How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!

 

IRS

The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under the new rules, you're allowed to claim two or more chins as...

 

Haircut before Trip

A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there?It's crowded...

 

Stupid Stuff 3

|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: "Working mothers are the backbone of the third half of the economy."...