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Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl pulls off the hair and says, "I wear a wig, because I was born totally...
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Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the window."Oh no!" he screamed, "One of the engines just blew up!" Other...
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A Friend's Prayer
A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.Amen
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Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the star spangled banner is "gentlemen start your engines"
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Play the Office Game
|Here's a way to spice up your office. Pick two or three colleagues and agree to play the Office Game which awards points as follows: ONE POINTRun one lap...
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Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?"Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of...
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A Short History of Medicine
A Short History of MedicineI have an earache...2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.1850 A.D. - That...
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Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man one told me ...."
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A blind man vists the state of Texas
|There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next...
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When should you care for a man's company?
When should you care for a man's company?When he owns it.
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