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One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n - 2) = n(2n - 2)n(2n - 2) - n(2n - 2) = 0(n - n)(2n - 2) = 02n(n - n) - 2(n - n) = 02n - 2 = 02n = 2n + n = 2or setting n = 11...
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Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?"Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of...
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A Short History of Medicine
A Short History of MedicineI have an earache...2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.1850 A.D. - That...
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Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man one told me ...."
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How many does it take?
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous woman. Joe, not being too shy, goes up and sits next to her. He buys her a drink and then...
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When should you care for a man's company?
When should you care for a man's company?When he owns it.
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Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did my parents, so I never got anything!-Charlie Viracola
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Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the star spangled banner is "gentlemen start your engines"
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A blind man vists the state of Texas
|There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next...
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The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby...
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