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Yo mama so fat... George Washington

Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose.

 

Pat and Jimmy-Joe

|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?" Pat said, "Well, I have and I haven't." His friend asked, "Shure, and...

 

God vs Satan

And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and...

 

Computer Dictionary Part I

BIT - A word used to describe computers, as in "Our daughter's computer cost quite a bit."BOOT - What your friends give you because you spend too much time...

 

Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?

Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got 16 months.

 

An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA...

An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreignexchange to exchange some Rupees. He handed to the cashier 100,000Rpsand after a quick...

 

Olympic city bribery

|The Top 9 Signs Your City Used Bribes to Become an Olympic Site9. IOC members seem unconcerned over scheduling conflicts due to the yachting, diving and...

 

Copying Paper

A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. One day while she was typing, she turned to...

 

The 2 P's

What's the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun, and a prick owns the penis.

 

Handling teens

|A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment....