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Realistically and Hypothetically....
A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find out what the difference was between hypothetically and realistically... so he...
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Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were...
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party they were at the night before. 1st guy: Man, I was so drunk that last night I...
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What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
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What is blonde, has six legs, and roams...
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson'sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
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Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig Money...
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Movies changed
|For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the...
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Manly signs
"Doctor, doctor!" shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. "Ithink I'm turning into a man" then the doctor says, " Now hold onlittle lady what...
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Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion player with a pager.Q: What is the difference between an Uzi...
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How are you doing?
|A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town by car, unfortunately experiences mechanical problems with the automobile. The car...
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Writing letters to son
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.One student fell...
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