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Whats a Australian Kiss..

What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!

 

I am not forgetful

|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front...

 

Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were...

Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party they were at the night before. 1st guy: Man, I was so drunk that last night I...

 

Birth of a Candy Bar

Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar. I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner...

 

An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon...

An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They were in bed getting ready to have sex for the first time and the old woman said I...

 

An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA...

An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreignexchange to exchange some Rupees. He handed to the cashier 100,000Rpsand after a quick...

 

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall...

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The cop asked, "What's he like?"The little boy...

 

There are lawyers on the flight

|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency...

 

The work qualification test

|Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and both applicants having the same...

 

Taxes

The IRS says they can't give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they don't have addresses for the taxpayers. Yeah, they can't find you when they owe...