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Did you understand me?

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Working at a...

 

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall...

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The cop asked, "What's he like?"The little boy...

 

This guys is sitting at the end of a bar...

This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes in the door he says, rapidly,"Tickle your ass with a feather?" At which point they...

 

HMO

My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It's a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman

 

There was a place crash in Poland

|A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300...

 

There are lawyers on the flight

|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency...

 

An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon...

An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They were in bed getting ready to have sex for the first time and the old woman said I...

 

The work qualification test

|Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and both applicants having the same...

 

Taxes

The IRS says they can't give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they don't have addresses for the taxpayers. Yeah, they can't find you when they owe...

 

Lawyers arrive in Japan

|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan's well-oiled economic machine. It's only a mater of time before that powerful engine...

 

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