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Pat and Jimmy-Joe
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?" Pat said, "Well, I have and I haven't." His friend asked, "Shure, and...
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The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled at the Vatican, he takes them into the meeting hall and states, "I have some...
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State of Kentucky 12th Grade Reading Test
State of Kentucky 12th Grade Reading Test TEST #1 TEST #2 TEST #3 TEST #4...
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What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
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Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"8. After he describes each special, you shout,...
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What's a transvestite's idea of a good time?
What's a transvestite's idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
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Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one.Q: How many bass players does it take to...
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IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me...
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Yo mama so fat... George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose.
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We go bear hunting
|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read "BEAR LEFT" so they went home
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