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What goes in and out and smells of piss?

What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother

 

Bass jokes

|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one.Q: How many bass players does it take to...

 

What's a transvestite's idea of a good time?

What's a transvestite's idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!

 

Better than Sex

A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States to please send him a harmonica to occupy his free timeand keep his mind off of the...

 

Yo mama so fat... George Washington

Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose.

 

State of Kentucky 12th Grade Reading Test

State of Kentucky 12th Grade Reading Test TEST #1 TEST #2 TEST #3 TEST #4...

 

How are you doing?

|A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town by car, unfortunately experiences mechanical problems with the automobile. The car...

 

Blind Pilots

Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The entrance opens, and two men walk up the aisle, dressed in pilots'...

 

IDIOTS & RETAIL

|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me...

 

We go bear hunting

|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read "BEAR LEFT" so they went home