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Car Acronyms

AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig Money...

 

Need fishing licenses

|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bush's jumped the Game Warden !!Immediately, one of the...

 

State of Kentucky 12th Grade Reading Test

State of Kentucky 12th Grade Reading Test TEST #1 TEST #2 TEST #3 TEST #4...

 

A woman's dictionary

|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally...

 

Blind Pilots

Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The entrance opens, and two men walk up the aisle, dressed in pilots'...

 

Better than Sex

A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States to please send him a harmonica to occupy his free timeand keep his mind off of the...

 

Where is my goat?

|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft. Curious about its depth they threw in a pebble and waited for the...

 

What's a transvestite's idea of a good time?

What's a transvestite's idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!

 

Dealing with criminals

|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. "You just won't believe what happened this evening ,...

 

IDIOTS & RETAIL

|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me...