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A woman's dictionary

|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally...

 

Car Acronyms

AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig Money...

 

Need fishing licenses

|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bush's jumped the Game Warden !!Immediately, one of the...

 

Blind Pilots

Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The entrance opens, and two men walk up the aisle, dressed in pilots'...

 

State of Kentucky 12th Grade Reading Test

State of Kentucky 12th Grade Reading Test TEST #1 TEST #2 TEST #3 TEST #4...

 

Better than Sex

A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States to please send him a harmonica to occupy his free timeand keep his mind off of the...

 

The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals...

The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled at the Vatican, he takes them into the meeting hall and states, "I have some...

 

Where is my goat?

|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft. Curious about its depth they threw in a pebble and waited for the...

 

What does a blond and a turtle have in common?

What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their backs they're screwed!

 

Dealing with criminals

|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. "You just won't believe what happened this evening ,...