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Barty and Dunny
|Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend named Hogan. "Poor Micheal Hogan! Faith, I'm afraid he's goin' to die." "Shure, an' why...
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Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work, as well as the single life. It was no secret that she was looking to get...
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The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans
|1. BadAir: When you just can't wait for the world to come to you.2. BadAir: We're Amtrak with wings. 3. Join our frequent near-miss program. 4. On flights,...
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Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. "You just won't believe what happened this evening ,...
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Pat and Jimmy-Joe
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?" Pat said, "Well, I have and I haven't." His friend asked, "Shure, and...
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The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled at the Vatican, he takes them into the meeting hall and states, "I have some...
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Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a coma. Her husband was away on business,...
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Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler...
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What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their backs they're screwed!
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I just had a dream about it
|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day....
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