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Need fishing licenses

|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bush's jumped the Game Warden !!Immediately, one of the...

 

State of Kentucky 12th Grade Reading Test

State of Kentucky 12th Grade Reading Test TEST #1 TEST #2 TEST #3 TEST #4...

 

What does a blond and a turtle have in common?

What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their backs they're screwed!

 

Accordion jokes

|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion player with a pager.Q: What is the difference between an Uzi...

 

Better than Sex

A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States to please send him a harmonica to occupy his free timeand keep his mind off of the...

 

Where is my goat?

|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft. Curious about its depth they threw in a pebble and waited for the...

 

The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals...

The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled at the Vatican, he takes them into the meeting hall and states, "I have some...

 

Top ten ways to annoy your waiter

|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"8. After he describes each special, you shout,...

 

Dealing with criminals

|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. "You just won't believe what happened this evening ,...

 

Recently seen

|Recently seen on a card...Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those candles, what about us...Inside: ... We had to stay up all night lighting them!