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Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft. Curious about its depth they threw in a pebble and waited for the...
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Condom
Two older women are sitting on a bench waiting for a bus. The first lady takes out a cigarette and starts to smoke. A minute later it begins to rain, so she...
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Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom took me out on the stoop, then he sat me down, and he spoke real slow, and he told me there...
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Barty and Dunny
|Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend named Hogan. "Poor Micheal Hogan! Faith, I'm afraid he's goin' to die." "Shure, an' why...
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Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work, as well as the single life. It was no secret that she was looking to get...
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Better than Sex
A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States to please send him a harmonica to occupy his free timeand keep his mind off of the...
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The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled at the Vatican, he takes them into the meeting hall and states, "I have some...
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You might be a redneck if...deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
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Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler...
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