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Skydiving blind

|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in...

 

New person in prison

|A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly....

 

A loving couple

Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife's beside. It was difficult to hear her above the many life sustaining devices, asher voice was little...

 

Whatever you want it to be

Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity

 

Old dying lawyer

A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill two large pillowcases with money thinking he could pick them up on his way to heaven....

 

Baldness in Men

As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.It is a well-known fact that when a man is bald at the frontof his head, it?s because he?s a great...

 

Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were...

Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party they were at the night before. 1st guy: Man, I was so drunk that last night I...

 

Whats a Australian Kiss..

What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!

 

An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA...

An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreignexchange to exchange some Rupees. He handed to the cashier 100,000Rpsand after a quick...

 

I am not forgetful

|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front...