Ant jokes 01

Where do ants go for their holidays?


What do you call an ant who skips school?

A truant!

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

What do you call a greedy ant?

An anteater!

Why did the elephant put his trunk across the path?

To trip up the ants!

What is even bigger than an elephant?

A giant!

What do you call an ant in space?

Cosmonants & Astronants!

What do you call an ant from overseas?


What medicine would you give an ill ant?


What is smaller than an ant's dinner?

An ant's mouth!

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