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How are you doing?

|A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town by car, unfortunately experiences mechanical problems with the automobile. The car...

 

Hungry Snake

Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then hehappened to see a little...

 

A veterinarian surgeon...

A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick animals his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a...

 

Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends...

Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!Judi: That's nothing; last night I had over a...

 

One plus one are two

|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n - 2) = n(2n - 2)n(2n - 2) - n(2n - 2) = 0(n - n)(2n - 2) = 02n(n - n) - 2(n - n) = 02n - 2 = 02n = 2n + n = 2or setting n = 11...

 

Men and blondes

Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.

 

Tell me what I am

|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to...

 

New person in prison

|A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly....

 

The 2 P's

What's the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun, and a prick owns the penis.

 

Writing letters to son

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.One student fell...