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Yo mama so fat... George Washington

Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose.

 

We go bear hunting

|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read "BEAR LEFT" so they went home

 

HMO

My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It's a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman

 

Tell me what I am

|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to...

 

A veterinarian surgeon...

A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick animals his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a...

 

Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends...

Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!Judi: That's nothing; last night I had over a...

 

Scholarly discussion

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heardthat flights...

 

Skydiving blind

|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in...

 

How are you doing?

|A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town by car, unfortunately experiences mechanical problems with the automobile. The car...

 

Men and blondes

Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.