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What goes in and out and smells of piss?

What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother

 

Tell me what I am

|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to...

 

A veterinarian surgeon...

A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick animals his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a...

 

HMO

My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It's a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman

 

The sex talk

A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can we talk about politics The bartender says ?IF THERE IS ONE THING WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IN...

 

Yo mama so fat... George Washington

Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose.

 

Skydiving blind

|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in...

 

We go bear hunting

|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read "BEAR LEFT" so they went home

 

Bass jokes

|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one.Q: How many bass players does it take to...

 

Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends...

Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!Judi: That's nothing; last night I had over a...