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What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
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Tell me what I am
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to...
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A veterinarian surgeon...
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick animals his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a...
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HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It's a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
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The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can we talk about politics The bartender says ?IF THERE IS ONE THING WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IN...
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Yo mama so fat... George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose.
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Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in...
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We go bear hunting
|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read "BEAR LEFT" so they went home
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Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one.Q: How many bass players does it take to...
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Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!Judi: That's nothing; last night I had over a...
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