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What is brown and has holes in it?

What's brown and has holes in it? - Swiss Shit.

 

I am not forgetful

|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front...

 

Cello jokes

|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.Q: Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20...

 

The definition of a phallic symbol

This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks "Whats a failic symbol?Doctor says "you're kidding.."Girl says "no! I don't know! Whats a failic...

 

Funny jokes - 50 best jokes

The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to...

 

Why do female parachutists wear tampons?

Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don't whistle on the way down...

 

Bee jokes 02

|Q: What did the confused bee say?A: To bee or not to bee!Q: What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries?A: A bramble bee!Q: What do bees do if they...

 

What do the Chinese call a 69?

Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!

 

A man walks in to a doctors office...

A man walks in to a doctors office and says, "Doctor you must help me. I have AIDS." The doctor replies, "Are you gay?" The man answers "yes." The doctor...

 

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter...

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: "What does the cow say?"Child: "Moooo!"Mother: "Great! What does the cat...