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What is brown and has holes in it?

What's brown and has holes in it? - Swiss Shit.

 

The definition of a phallic symbol

This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks "Whats a failic symbol?Doctor says "you're kidding.."Girl says "no! I don't know! Whats a failic...

 

What do the Chinese call a 69?

Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!

 

A man walks in to a doctors office...

A man walks in to a doctors office and says, "Doctor you must help me. I have AIDS." The doctor replies, "Are you gay?" The man answers "yes." The doctor...

 

Funny jokes - 50 best jokes

The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to...

 

Psychiatric Hotline

Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.If you have multiple...

 

Why do female parachutists wear tampons?

Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don't whistle on the way down...

 

Bee jokes 02

|Q: What did the confused bee say?A: To bee or not to bee!Q: What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries?A: A bramble bee!Q: What do bees do if they...

 

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter...

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: "What does the cow say?"Child: "Moooo!"Mother: "Great! What does the cat...

 

Handling teens

|A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment....