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The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to...
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dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that she would need the transplant of a one-pound brain. The doctor then asked, "What type...
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A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: "What does the cow say?"Child: "Moooo!"Mother: "Great! What does the cat...
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What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!
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New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don't even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time....
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Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don't whistle on the way down...
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Scholarly discussion
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heardthat flights...
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Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I...
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Bee jokes 02
|Q: What did the confused bee say?A: To bee or not to bee!Q: What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries?A: A bramble bee!Q: What do bees do if they...
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Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop...
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a manual rotisserie. A drunk comes walking along and says, "Hey, man...the music...
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