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Bee jokes 02

|Q: What did the confused bee say?A: To bee or not to bee!Q: What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries?A: A bramble bee!Q: What do bees do if they...

 

Handling teens

|A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment....

 

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter...

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: "What does the cow say?"Child: "Moooo!"Mother: "Great! What does the cat...

 

Angering the Irishman

|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I...

 

New hearing aid

|Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of...

 

Bad Santa

A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one condition, send me your mother.

 

dying woman needs brain

A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that she would need the transplant of a one-pound brain. The doctor then asked, "What type...

 

Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop...

Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a manual rotisserie. A drunk comes walking along and says, "Hey, man...the music...

 

State of Arkansas Residency Application

State of Arkansas Residency Application Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob...

 

New scientific element: WOMAN

Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don't even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time....