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Had any accidents?

|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions."Ever have an accident?""Nope,...

 

Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant...

Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and started a small business. It did well, and soon he had enough money to...

 

Women seeking men

|"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds40-ish means: 48Adventurer means: Has had more partners than you ever willAffectionate means: PossessiveArtist means:...

 

Two men were boasting to each other...

Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. "Why, my outfit was so well drilled," declared one, "that when they presented arms all you...

 

Texan's guide to life

|Never squat with yer spurs on. There's two theories to arguin' with a woman; neither one works. Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew, your...

 

Automotive horror

|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on...

 

I flattened your cat

|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and*splat*... he...

 

5000 dead lawyers

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good start!

 

IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY

|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic. My boss said, "Really? Where is...

 

Arkansas Governor Application

Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother's name(list...