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When should you care for a man's company?

When should you care for a man's company?When he owns it.

 

yo mama so ugly... blind..

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

 

Dead lawyer's grave

A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl...

 

Texan's guide to life

|Never squat with yer spurs on. There's two theories to arguin' with a woman; neither one works. Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew, your...

 

He's drunk at the bar

|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar,...

 

5000 dead lawyers

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good start!

 

Automotive horror

|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on...

 

Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant...

Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and started a small business. It did well, and soon he had enough money to...

 

Elephants II

What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash

 

Had any accidents?

|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions."Ever have an accident?""Nope,...