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Texan's guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There's two theories to arguin' with a woman; neither one works. Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew, your...
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A Friend's Prayer
A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.Amen
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I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and*splat*... he...
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Environment
The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. You can tell Republicans are in power. "Pollution? It's...
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IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic. My boss said, "Really? Where is...
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Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on...
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Doing the right thing
Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.Mum : Well, you have done the right thing.Son : But mom, I...
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5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good start!
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Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he's gettin really drunk and he goes home. He comes back the next day to get his jacket and the bartender asks him, "Do you wanna...
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Stupid Stuff 3
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: "Working mothers are the backbone of the third half of the economy."...
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