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Women with Weapons

The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own firearms. Unfortunately, such exposure can affect one's self-image. This...

 

Paying bills

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?""Only one kiss...

 

How do they do it?

How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!

 

football fan to rescue

Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby...

 

A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral...

A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had the toughest men. The army general says, "Alright, I'll prove the army has the...

 

Elephants

How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in the back.

 

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road...

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the BigBad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My what big eyes you have, Mr Wolf", says Little...

 

Elephants II

What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash

 

Delivering a baby

|A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home...

 

Jews & Christmas

December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart