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What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
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The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the end of the prayer session the head nun stood up and addressed the rest of the nuns....
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I said to the doctor "I have this ringing in my ears...
I said to the doctor "I have this ringing in my ears."He said, "Don't answer it!"
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Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything...
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Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the star spangled banner is "gentlemen start your engines"
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Birth of a Candy Bar
Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar. I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner...
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Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?"Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of...
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A Short History of Medicine
A Short History of MedicineI have an earache...2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.1850 A.D. - That...
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Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of him he see's a big jar full of change and a little card that reads: Hello, if you would like to win...
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The work qualification test
|Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and both applicants having the same...
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