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Elephants

How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in the back.

 

Women with Weapons

The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own firearms. Unfortunately, such exposure can affect one's self-image. This...

 

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road...

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the BigBad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My what big eyes you have, Mr Wolf", says Little...

 

Paying bills

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?""Only one kiss...

 

Haircut before Trip

A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there?It's crowded...

 

A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral...

A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had the toughest men. The army general says, "Alright, I'll prove the army has the...

 

Doing the right thing

Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.Mum : Well, you have done the right thing.Son : But mom, I...

 

football fan to rescue

Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby...

 

Blind question and answer jokes

|Q: Why don't blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.

 

yo mama so old... tits

Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!