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Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in the back.
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Women with Weapons
The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own firearms. Unfortunately, such exposure can affect one's self-image. This...
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Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road...
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the BigBad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My what big eyes you have, Mr Wolf", says Little...
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Paying bills
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?""Only one kiss...
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Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there?It's crowded...
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A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral...
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had the toughest men. The army general says, "Alright, I'll prove the army has the...
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Doing the right thing
Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.Mum : Well, you have done the right thing.Son : But mom, I...
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football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby...
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Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don't blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
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yo mama so old... tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!
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