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This guy walks in to a bathroom...
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall, and a signthat says "put your dick in here, we'll do what your wife does for you". Sothe guy...
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You should learn to be more polite
|One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.Tom...
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Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in a million chance of being human.
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Gathering chickens
|The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke...
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A woman consulted a doctor...
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive flatulance, but there was never any sound or smell so she had...
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Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a Doctor, a CEO, and a Lawyer. But being the eccentric he was, his will...
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Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close door.How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Remove...
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I haven't spoken in months
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don't like to interrupt her.
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The Technologically Challenged
The Technologically Challenged Just in case you think YOU are TC (technologically challenged), there'sstill hope:1. Compaq is considering changing the...
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What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare to wives who accompanied their husbands on a business trip....
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