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There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without...
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Environment
The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. You can tell Republicans are in power. "Pollution? It's...
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Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don't whistle on the way down...
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Marriage quotes 07
|Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it.Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't...
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When should you care for a man's company?
When should you care for a man's company?When he owns it.
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Wife helps out the cop
|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:Man: What's the problem officer?Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55...
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IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic. My boss said, "Really? Where is...
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Delivering a baby
|A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home...
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Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman says, ?Geez that's a weird dog: he's stumpy-legged, pink, and doesn't have a tail. I bet my...
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5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good start!
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