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I haven't spoken in months
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don't like to interrupt her.
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Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It's Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It's Better than Macintosh!IBM: Idiots Built MeIBM: Intense Bowel MovementIBM:...
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A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral...
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had the toughest men. The army general says, "Alright, I'll prove the army has the...
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Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close door.How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Remove...
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Bosses versus workers
|When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.When I don't do it, I am lazy.When my boss doesn't do it, he's too...
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A man decided to have a face lift...
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really great about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and...
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Bad Motel
1.The "complimentary" paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow starts moving when you come close to it. 3.The "magic fingers...
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What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare to wives who accompanied their husbands on a business trip....
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A woman consulted a doctor...
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive flatulance, but there was never any sound or smell so she had...
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Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in a million chance of being human.
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