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Trust thy friend...
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determinedto track down the father to extract...
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You should learn to be more polite
|One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.Tom...
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A woman consulted a doctor...
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive flatulance, but there was never any sound or smell so she had...
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Gathering chickens
|The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke...
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Bosses versus workers
|When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.When I don't do it, I am lazy.When my boss doesn't do it, he's too...
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I haven't spoken in months
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don't like to interrupt her.
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Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close door.How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Remove...
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Bad Motel
1.The "complimentary" paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow starts moving when you come close to it. 3.The "magic fingers...
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What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare to wives who accompanied their husbands on a business trip....
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Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in a million chance of being human.
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