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Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two elephants out of the water?One by one.
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During WW II an American soldier...
During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor three months, when he was finally given a week of R&R. He caught asupply boat to a...
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Uh-Oh!!
The husband finally wised up to the fact that his wife was less than faithful. He hired a private investigator to follow her and inless than a week, had all...
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Rabbits Ph.D. Thesis
Rabbit's Ph.D. Thesis: A Parable for Graduate StudentsScene: It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting...
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Computer jokes
A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the...
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Reward these soldiers for their work
|A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in the Falkland Island Crisis.Upon returning to England from the South American...
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A strange kind of robbery
Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was returning home as the rosy tints of dawn began to color the skies. Marshaling all his...
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Stupid Stuff 2
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world."That race was all about competition." - David Coleman, ITV "And I can see the strong wind...
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ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety Handbook for Employees: "Blink your eyelids periodically to lubricate your...
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