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Automotive horror

|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on...

 

Play the Office Game

|Here's a way to spice up your office. Pick two or three colleagues and agree to play the Office Game which awards points as follows: ONE POINTRun one lap...

 

Women with Weapons

The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own firearms. Unfortunately, such exposure can affect one's self-image. This...

 

Cucumber&pickle

A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad man, everytime I get big, fat and juicy I get seasoned and...

 

State of Arkansas Residency Application

State of Arkansas Residency Application Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob...

 

Jews & Christmas

December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart

 

Arkansas Governor Application

Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother's name(list...

 

Ant jokes 01

|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips school?A truant!What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?All sorts...

 

Psychiatric Hotline

Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.If you have multiple...

 

Haircut before Trip

A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there?It's crowded...