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Woman's instructions
|THE WOMAN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless. Remember you are known by the...
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Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.
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Celebrating an event
|An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden...
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Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one, but all the others gathered around will complain that that's not the way Earl...
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Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her...
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All Aboard
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room.She heard the train stop and her son said,...
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A divorced woman had been on her own for several months...
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to get extremely horny. She went to the grocery store and while there starting eyeing...
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Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They're only good for one period and have no second string.
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Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: "what's this?" - A really crappy way to spend Easter.
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Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
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