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Woman's instructions

|THE WOMAN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless. Remember you are known by the...

 

Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..

Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.

 

Celebrating an event

|An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden...

 

Banjo jokes

|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one, but all the others gathered around will complain that that's not the way Earl...

 

Food one-liners

|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her...

 

All Aboard

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room.She heard the train stop and her son said,...

 

A divorced woman had been on her own for several months...

A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to get extremely horny. She went to the grocery store and while there starting eyeing...

 

Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?

Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They're only good for one period and have no second string.

 

Visual joke

Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: "what's this?" - A really crappy way to spend Easter.

 

Yo mama so fat.. tripped

Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.