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Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?

Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They're only good for one period and have no second string.

 

Ant jokes 02

|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was the most famous ant scientist?Albert Antstein!What games to ants play with...

 

The Miracle of Christmas

I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year without killing my relatives!-Reno Goodale

 

Celebrating an event

|An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden...

 

Food one-liners

|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her...

 

Woman's instructions

|THE WOMAN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless. Remember you are known by the...

 

Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..

Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.

 

A divorced woman had been on her own for several months...

A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to get extremely horny. She went to the grocery store and while there starting eyeing...

 

I'm sending out some cards

|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes...

 

Visual joke

Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: "what's this?" - A really crappy way to spend Easter.