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Homemade Bargain Gift
Here's a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick and mail it out as a fruitcake!-Julie Brown
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Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again after swinging.Oxymoron: an easy par three.A hack: when your divot...
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What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What's the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets go!
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Athletic Sperm
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a super jock sperm who spent all his time working out. He did things like lifting weights and...
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Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station to fill...
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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A man decided to have a face lift...
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really great about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and...
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Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database. One theft report...
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I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: "Well I have good news and bad news..." The patient says, "Lay it on me Doc. What's the bad news?" "You have Alzheimer's...
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Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? - So people can read her lips.
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