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What Trip?

One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare to wives who accompanied their husbands on a business trip....

 

Lawyers and sperm

What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in a million chance of being human.

 

Identifying wasted time

|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in timesheets that specify large amounts of...

 

During WW II an American soldier...

During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor three months, when he was finally given a week of R&R. He caught asupply boat to a...

 

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent by C?M

 

What did the mongoloid say to his dog?

What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!

 

The Miracle of Christmas

I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year without killing my relatives!-Reno Goodale

 

There is a blind man here to see you

|A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. "There is a blind man to see you," she says. "Well, if he is a...

 

Giving away a horse

|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man...

 

IDIOTS & COMPUTERS

|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their...