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A blind man vists the state of Texas

|There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next...

 

Woman saying something smart

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man one told me ...."

 

Blowin Chunks

Okay a man is in a bar and he's gettin really drunk and he goes home. He comes back the next day to get his jacket and the bartender asks him, "Do you wanna...

 

How many does it take?

Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous woman. Joe, not being too shy, goes up and sits next to her. He buys her a drink and then...

 

Funny jokes - 50 best jokes

What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

 

When should you care for a man's company?

When should you care for a man's company?When he owns it.

 

yo mama so ugly... blind..

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

 

Believing in Santa

Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did my parents, so I never got anything!-Charlie Viracola

 

Environment

The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. You can tell Republicans are in power. "Pollution? It's...

 

Dead lawyer's grave

A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl...