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yo mama so ugly... blind..

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

 

Had any accidents?

|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions."Ever have an accident?""Nope,...

 

State of Arkansas Residency Application

State of Arkansas Residency Application Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob...

 

Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair...

Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl pulls off the hair and says, "I wear a wig, because I was born totally...

 

Two men were boasting to each other...

Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. "Why, my outfit was so well drilled," declared one, "that when they presented arms all you...

 

Play the Office Game

|Here's a way to spice up your office. Pick two or three colleagues and agree to play the Office Game which awards points as follows: ONE POINTRun one lap...

 

Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant...

Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and started a small business. It did well, and soon he had enough money to...

 

What do the Chinese call a 69?

Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!

 

Women seeking men

|"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds40-ish means: 48Adventurer means: Has had more partners than you ever willAffectionate means: PossessiveArtist means:...

 

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What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around.