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Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.Sent by Chris
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Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill two large pillowcases with money thinking he could pick them up on his way to heaven....
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Knock, Knock... George Washington
Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't you learn anything in history class?
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What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
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The aged patient doddered into...
The aged patient doddered into the doctor's office with a serious complaint."Doc, you've got to do something to lower my sex drive.""Come on now Mr Peters,"...
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HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It's a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
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May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old girl."Really?" said the doctor. "You're healthy enough, I...
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dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that she would need the transplant of a one-pound brain. The doctor then asked, "What type...
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Legion Camel #3
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal shows him is quarters, he asks the corporal, "The base is...
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Tell me what I am
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to...
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