Most visited jokes

Stick your tongue out...

Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done! You have now completed Christopher Reeves workout video.

 

An elderly couple walk into a doctor office...

An elderly couple walk into a doctor's office. The man tells the doctor, "Doctor, we want to have a baby." The doctor replies,"At your age I don't think...

 

The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching...

The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still not decidied what he will do. Little Mary is going to do a piano solo, Timmy will recite a poem,...

 

Why did the fly fly?

|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied 'er!

 

Giving sad news to a troop

|The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me."...

 

Whats long, hard and full of semen?

Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam

 

Serving on the jury

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Gene Robinson,...

 

pretty little head

She has a pretty little head-- for a head, it's pretty little.

 

10 Catholic Priests

One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would make them ministers. The final test required them to all strip butt-naked...

 

There was a young Scotsman called Andy...

There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted his kilt,To wipe up what he spilt,And the barmaid said, "Blimey!...