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What's the best way to kill a man?
Q: What's the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one
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What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned...
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Valentine's Day Gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine's Day.As they had not been dating very long, it was a very difficult decision.After...
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Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their news show. The first candidate walks in, and the boss says, "This job requires you to notice a...
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Getting into fights
|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their...
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Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which...
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Serving on the jury
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Gene Robinson,...
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Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT - A word used to describe computers, as in "Our daughter's computer cost quite a bit."BOOT - What your friends give you because you spend too much time...
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What is blonde, has six legs, and roams...
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson'sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
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Funny jokes - 50 best jokes
"I was married 3 times" explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'll never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison...
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