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Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender "Do you serve lawyers here?" "Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the...
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Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
"Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you."THIS MEANS:1. He doesn't feel the way he usually does.2. He is not in complete control of...
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Stagecoach surprise
|I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding in a stagecoach. Suddenly, a man riding a horse pulls up to the left side of the stagecoach, and...
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An elderly couple walk into a doctor office...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor's office. The man tells the doctor, "Doctor, we want to have a baby." The doctor replies,"At your age I don't think...
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash of good luck.
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face like a million dollars
You've a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
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...And I will do anything for love.
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with a very rich African king who was a very importantclient. The client out of...
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Presidential Debate Drinking Game
Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online, I decided to write one myself. There are three parts to this game....
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A little girl and a little boy were at day care...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey Tommy, wanna play house?"He says, "Sure! What do you want...
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I have a question
|A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father,...
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