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An elderly couple walk into a doctor office...

An elderly couple walk into a doctor's office. The man tells the doctor, "Doctor, we want to have a baby." The doctor replies,"At your age I don't think...

 

Valentine's Day Gift

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine's Day.As they had not been dating very long, it was a very difficult decision.After...

 

Stagecoach surprise

|I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding in a stagecoach. Suddenly, a man riding a horse pulls up to the left side of the stagecoach, and...

 

face like a million dollars

You've a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!

 

Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.

"Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you."THIS MEANS:1. He doesn't feel the way he usually does.2. He is not in complete control of...

 

Shopping for goods

|A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?" she...

 

Letter from Daughter to Parents

Letter from Daughter to Parents Dear Mother and Dad:It has now been three months since I left for college. I have been remissin writing this and I am...

 

pretty little head

She has a pretty little head-- for a head, it's pretty little.

 

Giving sad news to a troop

|The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me."...

 

...And I will do anything for love.

The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with a very rich African king who was a very importantclient. The client out of...