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Lawyer Statue

One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue of a rat made of bronze, and thought that it was interesting. He decided to buy it,...

 

Computer Diagnosis

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything...

 

...And I will do anything for love.

The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with a very rich African king who was a very importantclient. The client out of...

 

An elderly couple walk into a doctor office...

An elderly couple walk into a doctor's office. The man tells the doctor, "Doctor, we want to have a baby." The doctor replies,"At your age I don't think...

 

Letter from Daughter to Parents

Letter from Daughter to Parents Dear Mother and Dad:It has now been three months since I left for college. I have been remissin writing this and I am...

 

Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.

"Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you."THIS MEANS:1. He doesn't feel the way he usually does.2. He is not in complete control of...

 

Stagecoach surprise

|I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding in a stagecoach. Suddenly, a man riding a horse pulls up to the left side of the stagecoach, and...

 

I have a question

|A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father,...

 

A little girl and a little boy were at day care...

A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey Tommy, wanna play house?"He says, "Sure! What do you want...

 

face like a million dollars

You've a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!

 

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