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Backward Santa

As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified...

 

What does it mean when two lesbians make love?

Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn't mean dick.

 

How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?

How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don't have balls.

 

Too good to be true

A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender "Do you serve lawyers here?" "Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the...

 

I have a question

|A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father,...

 

Those raccoons are not luggage

|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.When they checked their baggage, the...

 

Presidential Debate Drinking Game

Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online, I decided to write one myself. There are three parts to this game....

 

Mom took little johnny to the doctor...

Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how did such a thing happen? Johnny said, "It's that damn neighbor girl,...

 

Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?

Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?A. It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.

 

Why are spiders like tops?

|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!