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Emotional extremes
|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student...
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Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect for the value of a towel on the head.
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Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now they're in heaven, and God is sitting on the great golden throne. God addresses...
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Redneck's last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?"Hey ya'll. Watch this!"
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Love, Santa
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies...
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Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified...
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A straight guy and a gay are in the men's room...
A straight guy and a gay are in the men's room and the straight guy has his shirt unbuttoned exposing a heavy coat of chest hair. The gay asked how he came...
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Random joke of the day
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
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Business and fishing
|One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue...
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Michael Jackson and the doctor...
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife gives birthto their son. Michael says, "How long before wecan have sex?"The...
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