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Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified...
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Don't take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law's death. It also enquires whether she should be buried or burnt.He replies, "Don't take...
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Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the other, "I've never come this way before."Other nun says, "Neither have I. It's...
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Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the American President cried, "My people's favorite form...
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Redneck's last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?"Hey ya'll. Watch this!"
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Michael Jackson and the doctor...
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife gives birthto their son. Michael says, "How long before wecan have sex?"The...
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The results of a government study
|For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax dollars to find the approval ratings for unemployment.They have concluded that a...
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A straight guy and a gay are in the men's room...
A straight guy and a gay are in the men's room and the straight guy has his shirt unbuttoned exposing a heavy coat of chest hair. The gay asked how he came...
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Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender "Do you serve lawyers here?" "Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the...
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Hunting with a wife
|A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, "when did you bag him?" The...
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