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How does a women hold her liquor?

How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.

 

A couple of geezers were sitting...

A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga little chat. "How are you, Tom?" asked Marvin."I'm not feeling well today -...

 

Computer Diagnosis

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything...

 

Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?

Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?A. It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.

 

Those raccoons are not luggage

|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.When they checked their baggage, the...

 

Stupid people awards

|It is once again time to vote for-the Darwin Award nominees for 1997. As you may already know, the Darwin Awards are for those nominees who will not be...

 

Stumpy Legged Pink Dog

A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman says, ?Geez that's a weird dog: he's stumpy-legged, pink, and doesn't have a tail. I bet my...

 

never forget a face

I never forget a face!But in your case I'll make an exception!

 

Have long marriages

|Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage.They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a...

 

Finding perfect men

|At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends."The man I marry must be a shining light amongst...