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Emotional extremes

|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student...

 

never forget a face

I never forget a face!But in your case I'll make an exception!

 

You Know You're Out Of College When...

1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking in a twin-sized bed seems absurd.4. You keep more food than beer in the...

 

Why don't men get mad cow disease?

A woman asks: "Why don't men get mad cow disease?"Another woman replies: "Because men are pigs!"

 

Have long marriages

|Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage.They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a...

 

Hired Help

A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," answers the woman. "We don't have a maid," says the man....

 

An old man goes into the Social Security Office...

An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application. Too old to have a birth certificate, he is asked to prove he is old enough. He...

 

Looking for a monkey wrench

An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit starts making an awful noise. He stops the truck and crawlsunderneath to investigate...

 

What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?

What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One's a snack cracker, the other a crack snacker!

 

Politically Correct Feminine Terminology

Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever wanted to talk about a girl but was afraid that youwould...