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Emotional extremes
|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student...
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Have long marriages
|Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage.They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a...
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How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don't have balls.
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Finding perfect men
|At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends."The man I marry must be a shining light amongst...
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Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.When they checked their baggage, the...
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Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect for the value of a towel on the head.
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Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?A. It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.
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Mom took little johnny to the doctor...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how did such a thing happen? Johnny said, "It's that damn neighbor girl,...
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Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now they're in heaven, and God is sitting on the great golden throne. God addresses...
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Redneck's last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?"Hey ya'll. Watch this!"
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