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English language

|The English LanguageHave you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?Let's face itEnglish is a stupid language.There is no egg...

 

Ode to cranky men

|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my mind,Quite blank as I recall. I noticed in that windowA cranky-faced old...

 

How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?

How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don't have balls.

 

Finding perfect men

|At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends."The man I marry must be a shining light amongst...

 

Those raccoons are not luggage

|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.When they checked their baggage, the...

 

Mohammed and Douglas Adams

Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect for the value of a towel on the head.

 

Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?

Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?A. It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.

 

Mom took little johnny to the doctor...

Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how did such a thing happen? Johnny said, "It's that damn neighbor girl,...

 

Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash

Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now they're in heaven, and God is sitting on the great golden throne. God addresses...

 

Business and fishing

|One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue...