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Irishman went to a pet shop

|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock. "We have 99" replied the shop owner "Give us the lot" said the Irish man, paid for...

 

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats...

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're...

 

After a long pubcrawl...

After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen. Since they can't come to a conclusion they go searching a cop. Finally they find...

 

What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?

What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very last headjob.

 

Stop being late to work

|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do...

 

Man and wife at the zoo

It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless w/straps. As...

 

You Know You're Out Of College When...

1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking in a twin-sized bed seems absurd.4. You keep more food than beer in the...

 

Why don't men get mad cow disease?

A woman asks: "Why don't men get mad cow disease?"Another woman replies: "Because men are pigs!"

 

Three religious truths

There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian...

 

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?When she starts her sentence with , "A man once told me... "