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The Black Sheep

A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe. He spends years with the people, teaching them to read, write andgood...

 

Man and wife at the zoo

It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless w/straps. As...

 

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats...

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're...

 

Stop being late to work

|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do...

 

Irishman went to a pet shop

|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock. "We have 99" replied the shop owner "Give us the lot" said the Irish man, paid for...

 

What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?

What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very last headjob.

 

After a long pubcrawl...

After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen. Since they can't come to a conclusion they go searching a cop. Finally they find...

 

You Know You're Out Of College When...

1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking in a twin-sized bed seems absurd.4. You keep more food than beer in the...

 

Stick your tongue out...

Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done! You have now completed Christopher Reeves workout video.

 

dishwasher breaks down

What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!