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An old man goes into the Social Security Office...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application. Too old to have a birth certificate, he is asked to prove he is old enough. He...
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The Black Sheep
A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe. He spends years with the people, teaching them to read, write andgood...
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A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian....
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15 year old, and the madam replied"I'm sorry, we don't serve minors to lickers."
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Expert on parenting
|The following is a true story written by an educational psychologist and her experience on a plane.On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one...
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Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they're on their back, they're screwed!
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What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a quarter to use the phone. A2: Only one person can use the phone at once.
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Women vs. Dogs
Q: What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman hollering on the back porch?A: If you let them both inside, the dog will stop...
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What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn't mean dick.
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Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
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How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?When she starts her sentence with , "A man once told me... "
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