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An old man goes into the Social Security Office...

An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application. Too old to have a birth certificate, he is asked to prove he is old enough. He...

 

The way you say it

|It's not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look into your eyes."The girl was very...

 

Blondes and Turtles

What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they're on their back, they're screwed!

 

The Black Sheep

A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe. He spends years with the people, teaching them to read, write andgood...

 

Women vs. Dogs

Q: What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman hollering on the back porch?A: If you let them both inside, the dog will stop...

 

Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?

Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!

 

What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a quarter to use the phone. A2: Only one person can use the phone at once.

 

What does it mean when two lesbians make love?

Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn't mean dick.

 

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?When she starts her sentence with , "A man once told me... "

 

Guests for dinner

|The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking...