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The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news.""Oh, no. Give me the good news, I guess," Dan replied."They're...
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Guests for dinner
|The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking...
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An old man goes into the Social Security Office...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application. Too old to have a birth certificate, he is asked to prove he is old enough. He...
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What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a quarter to use the phone. A2: Only one person can use the phone at once.
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Iraqi vs. American
Iraqi vs. American Average Iraqi Has visited the convergence of the Tigris and Euphrates, cradle of the ancient civilization founded by his...
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What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn't mean dick.
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Men at 35..
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
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Russian War College
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the...
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Wife isn't in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"To which the farmer...
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New Driver's License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a...
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