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The way you say it
|It's not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look into your eyes."The girl was very...
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An old man goes into the Social Security Office...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application. Too old to have a birth certificate, he is asked to prove he is old enough. He...
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Women vs. Dogs
Q: What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman hollering on the back porch?A: If you let them both inside, the dog will stop...
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What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn't mean dick.
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Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
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What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a quarter to use the phone. A2: Only one person can use the phone at once.
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Guests for dinner
|The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking...
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How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?When she starts her sentence with , "A man once told me... "
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Iraqi vs. American
Iraqi vs. American Average Iraqi Has visited the convergence of the Tigris and Euphrates, cradle of the ancient civilization founded by his...
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Wife isn't in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"To which the farmer...
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