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THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral

eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. First they put his left leg in,then took his left leg...

 

How To Give Your Cat a Pill

How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbows, just as if you were giving a baby a bottle. Coo...

 

Accountants and Engineers on a Train

Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three...

 

You are in trouble

|An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says...

 

Blonde weighs baby

At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but...

 

How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?

How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she lies down and plays dead.

 

Toilet

Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool's Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway, at the party there were two bathrooms. I went to the busiest one and...

 

Christmas at the Post Office

Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!-Johnny Carson

 

Blonde's memo to her boss

TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem...

 

There was a young man from Kent...

There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in doubleTo save himself troubleInstead of coming he wen