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Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I?d like to have some birth control pills." Taken...
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How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbows, just as if you were giving a baby a bottle. Coo...
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Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three...
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Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test
Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test (the S.A.P.) ENGLISH 1. Which of...
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THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. First they put his left leg in,then took his left leg...
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How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she lies down and plays dead.
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Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but...
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You are in trouble
|An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says...
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Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool's Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway, at the party there were two bathrooms. I went to the busiest one and...
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Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!-Johnny Carson
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