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Birth Control

An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I?d like to have some birth control pills." Taken...

 

How To Give Your Cat a Pill

How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbows, just as if you were giving a baby a bottle. Coo...

 

Accountants and Engineers on a Train

Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three...

 

Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test

Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test (the S.A.P.) ENGLISH 1. Which of...

 

THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral

eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. First they put his left leg in,then took his left leg...

 

How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?

How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she lies down and plays dead.

 

Blonde weighs baby

At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but...

 

You are in trouble

|An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says...

 

Toilet

Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool's Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway, at the party there were two bathrooms. I went to the busiest one and...

 

Christmas at the Post Office

Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!-Johnny Carson