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Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!-Johnny Carson
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How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbows, just as if you were giving a baby a bottle. Coo...
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Mexican is at border
|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to...
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Blonde's memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem...
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10 Signs Your Amish Teen's In Trouble
10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss"...
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There was a young man from Kent...
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in doubleTo save himself troubleInstead of coming he wen
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Want to be healed?
|Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy...
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THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. First they put his left leg in,then took his left leg...
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True Love
A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral service. The friend asks the woman if her husband had any...
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Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I?d like to have some birth control pills." Taken...
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