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There was a young man from Kent...
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in doubleTo save himself troubleInstead of coming he wen
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Program Manager
A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking a walk outdoors during their lunch break when they come upon an old...
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imigration test
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to America? Well the last question on the test was to use pink, green and yellow in a...
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Don't say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my...
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Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it's not "mortician;" by then it's too late. This is a word that makes a certain...
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An elderly couple in a senior home...
An elderly couple in a senior's home used to visit the recreation room everyday. While there, the old lady would sit quite contently holding the old...
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i got a referal
I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So one day in 8th grade i asked one of my teachers to write me up. And he did. When i got home...
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Want to be healed?
|Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy...
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True Love
A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral service. The friend asks the woman if her husband had any...
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Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains that they don?t stock them. The man insists that he bought...
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