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A way to save your marriage
|A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him,...
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i got a referal
I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So one day in 8th grade i asked one of my teachers to write me up. And he did. When i got home...
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Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three...
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Expert on parenting
|The following is a true story written by an educational psychologist and her experience on a plane.On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one...
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An elderly couple in a senior home...
An elderly couple in a senior's home used to visit the recreation room everyday. While there, the old lady would sit quite contently holding the old...
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Program Manager
A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking a walk outdoors during their lunch break when they come upon an old...
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Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It's great. Shame your body doesn't suit it, though.
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Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains that they don?t stock them. The man insists that he bought...
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Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they're on their back, they're screwed!
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Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch. The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you?ve...
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