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What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?

What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?A canoe tips.....Sent by deadcatz

 

If Men made the Rules

1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days. 2. If you don't want to dress...

 

beer and a box

A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a small cardboard box on the bar, and ordered a beer. When the beer came, he opened the box,...

 

A young girl sees her father in the shower...

A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are. "Those are the Apples of the Tree of Life," he tells her, by way of poetic...

 

A bus stops and two Italian men get on...

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at...

 

What's a real mate?

Q: What's a real mate?A: Someone who'll go into town, get two head jobs and gives you one?.when he returns.

 

An old man is sitting on the park bench crying...

An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another oldman sits down next to him and says, "Mister, what's theproblem?"The old man wipes the tears from...

 

What's the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?

What's the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got away.

 

Bagpipe jokes

|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q: What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question. We're still trying to...

 

Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test

Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test (the S.A.P.) ENGLISH 1. Which of...