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If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days. 2. If you don't want to dress...
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beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a small cardboard box on the bar, and ordered a beer. When the beer came, he opened the box,...
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Professional Courtesy?
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young blonde in a tight-fitting bikini strolled past. The blonde looked a the doctor,...
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Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned...
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Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren. She had even produced a plastic-foldout photo album...
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What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor
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What's the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What's the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got away.
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What's a real mate?
Q: What's a real mate?A: Someone who'll go into town, get two head jobs and gives you one?.when he returns.
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A young girl sees her father in the shower...
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are. "Those are the Apples of the Tree of Life," he tells her, by way of poetic...
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