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What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor

 

Professional Courtesy?

A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young blonde in a tight-fitting bikini strolled past. The blonde looked a the doctor,...

 

beer and a box

A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a small cardboard box on the bar, and ordered a beer. When the beer came, he opened the box,...

 

If Men made the Rules

1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days. 2. If you don't want to dress...

 

A young girl sees her father in the shower...

A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are. "Those are the Apples of the Tree of Life," he tells her, by way of poetic...

 

Diff Between Bar and Clitoris

What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding a bar.

 

What's a real mate?

Q: What's a real mate?A: Someone who'll go into town, get two head jobs and gives you one?.when he returns.

 

A bus stops and two Italian men get on...

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at...

 

What's the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?

What's the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got away.

 

Mexican is at border

|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to...