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A fellow decides to take off early from work...

A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his...

 

Diff Between Bar and Clitoris

What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding a bar.

 

Elephants and Cell-Phones

Q: Why don't elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won't know their plans.

 

Road Hazard

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large enough to see over the dashboard. As they cruised along, they came to an...

 

irish ... light bulb joke

How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold the light bulb and 28 to drink till the room starts spinning.

 

Do Elephants Ever Forget?

Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.

 

Blonde weighs baby

At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but...

 

You are in trouble

|An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says...

 

Toilet

Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool's Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway, at the party there were two bathrooms. I went to the busiest one and...

 

How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?

How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she lies down and plays dead.