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Do Elephants Ever Forget?

Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.

 

Elephants and Cell-Phones

Q: Why don't elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won't know their plans.

 

Why are spiders like tops?

|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!

 

Bagpipe jokes

|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q: What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question. We're still trying to...

 

irish ... light bulb joke

How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold the light bulb and 28 to drink till the room starts spinning.

 

Road Hazard

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large enough to see over the dashboard. As they cruised along, they came to an...

 

A fellow decides to take off early from work...

A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his...

 

Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test

Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test (the S.A.P.) ENGLISH 1. Which of...

 

10 Signs Your Amish Teen's In Trouble

10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss"...

 

Birth Control

An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I?d like to have some birth control pills." Taken...