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Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
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A young girl sees her father in the shower...
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are. "Those are the Apples of the Tree of Life," he tells her, by way of poetic...
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Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don't elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won't know their plans.
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Show him your cross
Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their car, sightseeing inTransylvania. As they are stopped at a traffic...
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irish ... light bulb joke
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold the light bulb and 28 to drink till the room starts spinning.
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Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large enough to see over the dashboard. As they cruised along, they came to an...
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Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q: What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question. We're still trying to...
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A bus stops and two Italian men get on...
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at...
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A fellow decides to take off early from work...
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his...
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10 Signs Your Amish Teen's In Trouble
10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss"...
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