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Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q: What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question. We're still trying to...
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Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don't elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won't know their plans.
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A fellow decides to take off early from work...
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his...
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Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test
Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test (the S.A.P.) ENGLISH 1. Which of...
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Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large enough to see over the dashboard. As they cruised along, they came to an...
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irish ... light bulb joke
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold the light bulb and 28 to drink till the room starts spinning.
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Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
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You are in trouble
|An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says...
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Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but...
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Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool's Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway, at the party there were two bathrooms. I went to the busiest one and...
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