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Things You Don't Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don't Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh...2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4. Go get your backup tape. (You DO have a backup tape?)5. That's SOOOOO...
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My dad's a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy....
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British Military Officer Fitness Reports
British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports). The form usedfor Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports...
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If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days. 2. If you don't want to dress...
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Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test
Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test (the S.A.P.) ENGLISH 1. Which of...
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What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their backs they're screwed!
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51 DAYS
51 DAYSA bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door burstsopen and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to th bar, order...
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Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked...
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A fellow decides to take off early from work...
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his...
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What's a real mate?
Q: What's a real mate?A: Someone who'll go into town, get two head jobs and gives you one?.when he returns.
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