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Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains that they don?t stock them. The man insists that he bought...
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Expert on parenting
|The following is a true story written by an educational psychologist and her experience on a plane.On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one...
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A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, "Does this bar serve lawyers?""Of course we do," replied the bartender."Great," said the man, "I'd...
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Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch. The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you?ve...
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The way you say it
|It's not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look into your eyes."The girl was very...
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Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It's great. Shame your body doesn't suit it, though.
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A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian....
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15 year old, and the madam replied"I'm sorry, we don't serve minors to lickers."
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Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they're on their back, they're screwed!
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Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do...
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Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news.""Oh, no. Give me the good news, I guess," Dan replied."They're...
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