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imigration test
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to America? Well the last question on the test was to use pink, green and yellow in a...
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Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It's great. Shame your body doesn't suit it, though.
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Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they're on their back, they're screwed!
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Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch. The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you?ve...
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A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian....
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15 year old, and the madam replied"I'm sorry, we don't serve minors to lickers."
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A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, "Does this bar serve lawyers?""Of course we do," replied the bartender."Great," said the man, "I'd...
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The way you say it
|It's not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look into your eyes."The girl was very...
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Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do...
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What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the other watches snatches!
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Women vs. Dogs
Q: What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman hollering on the back porch?A: If you let them both inside, the dog will stop...
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