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What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the other watches snatches!

 

Dentist

Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch. The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you?ve...

 

A way to save your marriage

|A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him,...

 

Application to Live in Kentucky

Application to Live in KentuckyName:__________________________ Nickname:_________________________________CB Handle Model:_____________________...

 

A man and his Alligator

A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, "Does this bar serve lawyers?""Of course we do," replied the bartender."Great," said the man, "I'd...

 

Diseases

The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news.""Oh, no. Give me the good news, I guess," Dan replied."They're...

 

Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning...

Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do...

 

Do you like my new jacket?

Do you like my new jacket?It's great. Shame your body doesn't suit it, though.

 

A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian....

A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15 year old, and the madam replied"I'm sorry, we don't serve minors to lickers."

 

Expert on parenting

|The following is a true story written by an educational psychologist and her experience on a plane.On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one...