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Want to be healed?
|Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy...
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True Love
A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral service. The friend asks the woman if her husband had any...
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Application to Live in Kentucky
Application to Live in KentuckyName:__________________________ Nickname:_________________________________CB Handle Model:_____________________...
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A way to save your marriage
|A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him,...
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Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news.""Oh, no. Give me the good news, I guess," Dan replied."They're...
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A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, "Does this bar serve lawyers?""Of course we do," replied the bartender."Great," said the man, "I'd...
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What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the other watches snatches!
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Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do...
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Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It's great. Shame your body doesn't suit it, though.
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The way you say it
|It's not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look into your eyes."The girl was very...
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