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Ocean Joke

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.

 

There was a young man from Kent...

There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in doubleTo save himself troubleInstead of coming he wen

 

Possible IBM acronyms

|IBM: It's Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It's Better than Macintosh!IBM: Idiots Built MeIBM: Intense Bowel MovementIBM:...

 

Expert on parenting

|The following is a true story written by an educational psychologist and her experience on a plane.On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one...

 

i got a referal

I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So one day in 8th grade i asked one of my teachers to write me up. And he did. When i got home...

 

A way to save your marriage

|A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him,...

 

What do the Chinese call a 69?

Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!

 

Blondes and Turtles

What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they're on their back, they're screwed!

 

Dentist

Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch. The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you?ve...

 

An elderly couple in a senior home...

An elderly couple in a senior's home used to visit the recreation room everyday. While there, the old lady would sit quite contently holding the old...