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Iraqi vs. American

Iraqi vs. American Average Iraqi Has visited the convergence of the Tigris and Euphrates, cradle of the ancient civilization founded by his...

 

Wife isn't in the car

|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"To which the farmer...

 

Guests for dinner

|The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking...

 

The boss called one of his employees into the office...

The boss called one of his employees into the office. "Rob," he said, "you've been with the company for a year. You started off in the post room, one week...

 

A young teenager comes home from school...

A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys put their...

 

New Driver's License

Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a...

 

Men at 35..

A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.

 

At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy...

At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy askingwhat time the bar opens. "It opens at noon," answers the clerk.About an hour later he gets...

 

Politically Correct Feminine Terminology

Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever wanted to talk about a girl but was afraid that youwould...

 

Man and wife at the zoo

It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless w/straps. As...