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Kids tough question

|Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father: Ok ask.Son: When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor...

 

Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?

Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!

 

An old man goes into the Social Security Office...

An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application. Too old to have a birth certificate, he is asked to prove he is old enough. He...

 

Application to Live in Kentucky

Application to Live in KentuckyName:__________________________ Nickname:_________________________________CB Handle Model:_____________________...

 

Wife isn't in the car

|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"To which the farmer...

 

Politically Correct Feminine Terminology

Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever wanted to talk about a girl but was afraid that youwould...

 

Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells...

Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a...

 

An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests...

"Look at me." an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash. "I've aged like a fine old carefully stored wine.""I certainly have to agree with...

 

Jokes about Ireland

|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?" Pat said, "Well, I have and I haven't." His friend asked, "Shure, and...

 

What does it mean when two lesbians make love?

Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn't mean dick.