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Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?

Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!

 

A young teenager comes home from school...

A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys put their...

 

The boss called one of his employees into the office...

The boss called one of his employees into the office. "Rob," he said, "you've been with the company for a year. You started off in the post room, one week...

 

Application to Live in Kentucky

Application to Live in KentuckyName:__________________________ Nickname:_________________________________CB Handle Model:_____________________...

 

Church Sunday

Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. "You know," said the first friend, "I can always tell who the golfers are in church.""How's that?"...

 

Politically Correct Feminine Terminology

Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever wanted to talk about a girl but was afraid that youwould...

 

Kids tough question

|Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father: Ok ask.Son: When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor...

 

At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy...

At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy askingwhat time the bar opens. "It opens at noon," answers the clerk.About an hour later he gets...

 

Jokes about Ireland

|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?" Pat said, "Well, I have and I haven't." His friend asked, "Shure, and...

 

New scientific element : MAN

Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and...