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A young teenager comes home from school...

A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys put their...

 

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?When she starts her sentence with , "A man once told me... "

 

Men at 35..

A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.

 

Russian War College

At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the...

 

The boss called one of his employees into the office...

The boss called one of his employees into the office. "Rob," he said, "you've been with the company for a year. You started off in the post room, one week...

 

At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy...

At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy askingwhat time the bar opens. "It opens at noon," answers the clerk.About an hour later he gets...

 

Church Sunday

Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. "You know," said the first friend, "I can always tell who the golfers are in church.""How's that?"...

 

Politically Correct Feminine Terminology

Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever wanted to talk about a girl but was afraid that youwould...

 

Kids tough question

|Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father: Ok ask.Son: When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor...

 

Jokes about Ireland

|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?" Pat said, "Well, I have and I haven't." His friend asked, "Shure, and...