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How does a women hold her liquor?

How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.

 

Catching the bear

|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded...

 

Two Nuns On Bicycle

Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the other, "I've never come this way before."Other nun says, "Neither have I. It's...

 

Three religious truths

There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian...

 

Why don't men get mad cow disease?

A woman asks: "Why don't men get mad cow disease?"Another woman replies: "Because men are pigs!"

 

never forget a face

I never forget a face!But in your case I'll make an exception!

 

A couple of geezers were sitting...

A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga little chat. "How are you, Tom?" asked Marvin."I'm not feeling well today -...

 

Ode to cranky men

|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my mind,Quite blank as I recall. I noticed in that windowA cranky-faced old...

 

Stupid people awards

|It is once again time to vote for-the Darwin Award nominees for 1997. As you may already know, the Darwin Awards are for those nominees who will not be...

 

English language

|The English LanguageHave you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?Let's face itEnglish is a stupid language.There is no egg...