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Three religious truths

There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian...

 

Why don't men get mad cow disease?

A woman asks: "Why don't men get mad cow disease?"Another woman replies: "Because men are pigs!"

 

Catching the bear

|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded...

 

How does a women hold her liquor?

How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.

 

never forget a face

I never forget a face!But in your case I'll make an exception!

 

Emotional extremes

|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student...

 

A couple of geezers were sitting...

A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga little chat. "How are you, Tom?" asked Marvin."I'm not feeling well today -...

 

Two Nuns On Bicycle

Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the other, "I've never come this way before."Other nun says, "Neither have I. It's...

 

Have long marriages

|Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage.They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a...

 

Stupid people awards

|It is once again time to vote for-the Darwin Award nominees for 1997. As you may already know, the Darwin Awards are for those nominees who will not be...