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Don't take any chances

|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law's death. It also enquires whether she should be buried or burnt.He replies, "Don't take...

 

What do you call a blonde with white eyes?

What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up......Sent by Rob

 

An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday...

An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in his house. His wife had made him a surprise cake, and led her husband...

 

The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching...

The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still not decidied what he will do. Little Mary is going to do a piano solo, Timmy will recite a poem,...

 

The boss tells some jokes

|The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody, but one girl laughed...

 

Protesting

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg

 

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash of good luck.

 

Too good to be true

A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender "Do you serve lawyers here?" "Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the...

 

The results of a government study

|For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax dollars to find the approval ratings for unemployment.They have concluded that a...

 

Presidential Debate Drinking Game

Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online, I decided to write one myself. There are three parts to this game....