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Mohammed and Douglas Adams

Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect for the value of a towel on the head.

 

Wife isn't in the car

|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"To which the farmer...

 

Don't take any chances

|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law's death. It also enquires whether she should be buried or burnt.He replies, "Don't take...

 

That IS The Only Difference

What's the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the light on.

 

Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash

Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now they're in heaven, and God is sitting on the great golden throne. God addresses...

 

Starch in your Shorts

Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into the ground. "You'll never get that worm back in his hole,"...

 

At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy...

At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy askingwhat time the bar opens. "It opens at noon," answers the clerk.About an hour later he gets...

 

Finding perfect men

|At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends."The man I marry must be a shining light amongst...

 

Protesting

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg

 

Love, Santa

Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies...