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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash of good luck.

 

The results of a government study

|For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax dollars to find the approval ratings for unemployment.They have concluded that a...

 

Too good to be true

A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender "Do you serve lawyers here?" "Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the...

 

An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday...

An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in his house. His wife had made him a surprise cake, and led her husband...

 

Presidential Debate Drinking Game

Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online, I decided to write one myself. There are three parts to this game....

 

What do you call a blonde with white eyes?

What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up......Sent by Rob

 

I have a question

|A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father,...

 

Lawyer Statue

One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue of a rat made of bronze, and thought that it was interesting. He decided to buy it,...

 

Protesting

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg

 

The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching...

The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still not decidied what he will do. Little Mary is going to do a piano solo, Timmy will recite a poem,...