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I have a question

|A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father,...

 

Letter from Daughter to Parents

Letter from Daughter to Parents Dear Mother and Dad:It has now been three months since I left for college. I have been remissin writing this and I am...

 

Swerve to avoid a box

|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless...

 

I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor...

I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo. He said, "I'm doing surgery on your hand, not...

 

pretty little head

She has a pretty little head-- for a head, it's pretty little.

 

Going to the office

|Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and...

 

Blondes dumb?!?!?

Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he had just picked up, a man goes into the kitchen for some foodto...

 

There's a parrot on the plane

|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks...

 

Shopping for goods

|A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?" she...

 

Giving sad news to a troop

|The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me."...