Most visited jokes
Going to the office
|Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and...
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A little girl and a little boy were at day care...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey Tommy, wanna play house?"He says, "Sure! What do you want...
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Serving on the jury
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Gene Robinson,...
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I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo. He said, "I'm doing surgery on your hand, not...
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The boss tells some jokes
|The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody, but one girl laughed...
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Swerve to avoid a box
|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless...
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What's the best way to kill a man?
Q: What's the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one
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What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned...
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There's a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks...
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Blondes dumb?!?!?
Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he had just picked up, a man goes into the kitchen for some foodto...
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