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What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up......Sent by Rob
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Stagecoach surprise
|I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding in a stagecoach. Suddenly, a man riding a horse pulls up to the left side of the stagecoach, and...
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Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have a little truthfulness about the matter! WARNING:...
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How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?When she starts her sentence with , "A man once told me... "
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The Crystal Glass Bowl
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.One afternoon early in the spring a young priest came to chat, so...
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men chasing women
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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Random joke of the day
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
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Nun on the Bus
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she is a nun. He decides to approach her...
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Fireplace
You're so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a match and your mom said, "Oh! who turned off the fireplace"!!!
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I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo. He said, "I'm doing surgery on your hand, not...
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