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What do you call a blonde with white eyes?

What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up......Sent by Rob

 

Stagecoach surprise

|I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding in a stagecoach. Suddenly, a man riding a horse pulls up to the left side of the stagecoach, and...

 

Warning labels

If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have a little truthfulness about the matter! WARNING:...

 

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?When she starts her sentence with , "A man once told me... "

 

The Crystal Glass Bowl

Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.One afternoon early in the spring a young priest came to chat, so...

 

men chasing women

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

 

Random joke of the day

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

 

Nun on the Bus

A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she is a nun. He decides to approach her...

 

Fireplace

You're so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a match and your mom said, "Oh! who turned off the fireplace"!!!

 

I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor...

I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo. He said, "I'm doing surgery on your hand, not...