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Valentine's Day Gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine's Day.As they had not been dating very long, it was a very difficult decision.After...
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Funny jokes - 50 best jokes
"I was married 3 times" explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'll never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison...
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Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have a little truthfulness about the matter! WARNING:...
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37 mating positions
What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display with a sign saying "Newly translated from the original French: 37 mating...
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Tech Glossary
486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't afford. Obsolete: Any computer you own. Microsecond: The time it takes...
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Movies changed
|For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the...
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Things You Don't Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don't Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh...2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4. Go get your backup tape. (You DO have a backup tape?)5. That's SOOOOO...
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Jokes about St. Patrick's Day
|Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed head rolled along the ground. Mick picked it up to his face and said to Paddy "Jez,...
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Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom took me out on the stoop, then he sat me down, and he spoke real slow, and he told me there...
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Texan with a new car
|Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. "I know that smart aleck Tex," said the first. "He's going to start bragging about that new foreign car he...
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