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What's the difference between white onions, brown onions...
Q: What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A: Nothing. They all make woman's eyes water.
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The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver...
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet all incoming trains and announce at the depot in a very loud voice, "Free bus to the...
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Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon...
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, "I wish I had chest hair like you" So the next day Bob goes to the doctor and asks for something to...
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The Office Christmas Party
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller
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A six year old comes crying...
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair."Don't be angry," the Mother says, "Your little sister doesn't realize...
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Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George Carlin
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Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. "Is anyone interested in a little wager?" he said, flashing some large bills around. "I've got $500.00 here that...
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Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me,...
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Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the other, "I've never come this way before."Other nun says, "Neither have I. It's...
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