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The newly divorced woman...

The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house before, and quickly discovered she was lacking most of the proper tools to do...

 

Blonde's medical exam

A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing...

 

A spinning wheel!

|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!

 

Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon...

Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, "I wish I had chest hair like you" So the next day Bob goes to the doctor and asks for something to...

 

What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?

What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?A canoe tips.....Sent by deadcatz

 

Psychic Phenomena

Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja day: the strange feeling that none of this has ever happened before-George Carlin

 

If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer

If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you needed a break...

 

Humor about the Irish

|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub. Upon being served, each finds a fly in their beer. Repulsed, the Englishman sends...

 

Gas Stations

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George Carlin

 

A man walks into a doctor office

A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear."What's the matter with me?" he...