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If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer

If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you needed a break...

 

Waiting Room

I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me,...

 

Speed Limit

What's the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around

 

The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver...

The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet all incoming trains and announce at the depot in a very loud voice, "Free bus to the...

 

This wife is too jealous

|There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now...

 

A man walks into a doctor office

A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear."What's the matter with me?" he...

 

horse

This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!

 

The corporate boat race

|An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race on the Detroit River. Both teams practiced hard and long...

 

Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon...

Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, "I wish I had chest hair like you" So the next day Bob goes to the doctor and asks for something to...

 

Gas Stations

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George Carlin