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I'll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred

Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can't fly to Florida like the rest of the old birds.

 

Blonde's medical exam

A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing...

 

Good & bad news

|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear...

 

The newly divorced woman...

The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house before, and quickly discovered she was lacking most of the proper tools to do...

 

Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon...

Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, "I wish I had chest hair like you" So the next day Bob goes to the doctor and asks for something to...

 

Psychic Phenomena

Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja day: the strange feeling that none of this has ever happened before-George Carlin

 

If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer

If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you needed a break...

 

Humor about the Irish

|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub. Upon being served, each finds a fly in their beer. Repulsed, the Englishman sends...

 

Gas Stations

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George Carlin

 

The corporate boat race

|An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race on the Detroit River. Both teams practiced hard and long...