Most visited jokes
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer.
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Different Kinds of Doctors
There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the following method:General Practitioners know nothing and...
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Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying "NERDS...
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Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says, "We're having...
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Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the door to see a 6-foot-tall cockroach standing on his doorstep. The cockroach...
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trip from beauty parlor
I've just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
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An engineer and a programmer
|A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York.The programmer leans over to the engineer and asks...
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trapped in a bog
|Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered by. "Help!" Barty shouted, "Oi'm sinkin'!" Don't worry," assured Mick. "Next...
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high tech
A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers like there's a telephone in his hand, then puts his palm up against his cheek and begins...
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What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
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