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Different Kinds of Doctors

There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the following method:General Practitioners know nothing and...

 

Medical terminology

|Artery -- Study of paintingsBacteria -- Back door of cafeteriaBarium -- What doctors do when treatment failsBowel -- Letter like A.E.I.O.UCaesarean section...

 

Now thats lazy!

My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer.

 

Jump out of the plane!

An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says, "We're having...

 

Pete

Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the door to see a 6-foot-tall cockroach standing on his doorstep. The cockroach...

 

An engineer and a programmer

|A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York.The programmer leans over to the engineer and asks...

 

trip from beauty parlor

I've just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!

 

trapped in a bog

|Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered by. "Help!" Barty shouted, "Oi'm sinkin'!" Don't worry," assured Mick. "Next...

 

high tech

A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers like there's a telephone in his hand, then puts his palm up against his cheek and begins...

 

What is white and flies across the sky?

What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.