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Accountants and Engineers on a Train

Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three...

 

THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral

eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. First they put his left leg in,then took his left leg...

 

Medical terminology

|Artery -- Study of paintingsBacteria -- Back door of cafeteriaBarium -- What doctors do when treatment failsBowel -- Letter like A.E.I.O.UCaesarean section...

 

An engineer and a programmer

|A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York.The programmer leans over to the engineer and asks...

 

A blonde and a brunette were talking one day...

A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Headand Shoulders" and it...

 

How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?

How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up

 

Ventriloquist

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through...

 

Different Kinds of Doctors

There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the following method:General Practitioners know nothing and...

 

How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?

How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you over, holds you down and fucks you?.up the arse with her clitoris.

 

trip from beauty parlor

I've just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!