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A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer...

A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer and tips it down the back of her skirt. The barman looks amazed as she orders another and again...

 

Ugly person illness

|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and...

 

Is that your horse?

|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the...

 

Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror...

Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few gray pubic hairs. She bent down and said to her privates... "I know you haven't...

 

Blond Alligator Shoes

Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to > > take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way.... but was > > very...

 

What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and...

Q: What's the difference between a policeman's knightstickand a magician's wand?A: A Magician's wand is for cunning stunts.

 

3 Vampires in Bar

Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,"I'd like a pint of blood." The second vampire says,"I'd like a pint of blood, too." Then...

 

What is the difference between "ooh" and "aah?"

What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah?" -About three inches.

 

A blonde and a brunette were talking one day...

A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Headand Shoulders" and it...

 

Returning from her vacation...

Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about what a fun time she had. She then asked for two weeks leave in...

 

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