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Cheap widow

A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her recently deceased husband is published. After the editorinforms her that the fee...

 

Death becomes nerd

A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying "NERDS...

 

Is that your horse?

|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the...

 

Ugly person illness

|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and...

 

What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and...

Q: What's the difference between a policeman's knightstickand a magician's wand?A: A Magician's wand is for cunning stunts.

 

Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror...

Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few gray pubic hairs. She bent down and said to her privates... "I know you haven't...

 

3 Vampires in Bar

Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,"I'd like a pint of blood." The second vampire says,"I'd like a pint of blood, too." Then...

 

Blond Alligator Shoes

Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to > > take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way.... but was > > very...

 

What is the difference between "ooh" and "aah?"

What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah?" -About three inches.

 

What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?

What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?A canoe tips.....Sent by deadcatz