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Black widow spiders

Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.

 

Why I Fired My Secretary

Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was my birthday, and I thought,"I'm another year older," but decided to make the best...

 

blonde and the bowling ball

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.A2: You can't fit the blonde in the...

 

The Golfer vs. The Fisherman

Q: What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies he doesn't have to bring anything home to prove it!

 

women and small feet

Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

 

Lawyer's Birthday Gift

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!

 

What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?

What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.

 

What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?

What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian's apartment? Potpourri

 

An elderly woman entered a large furniture store...

An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much younger salesman. "Is there something in particular I can show you?" he...

 

What a large crowd

|A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there.A...