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women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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Difference between a cat and a dog...
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods!...
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The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by mywife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down...
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What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that can stay up all night!!
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Looking into their eyes
|A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes...
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An elderly woman entered a large furniture store...
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much younger salesman. "Is there something in particular I can show you?" he...
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Random joke of the day
What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.
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rabbits chased by wolf
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and...
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The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies he doesn't have to bring anything home to prove it!
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Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was my birthday, and I thought,"I'm another year older," but decided to make the best...
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