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A man moves into a nudist colony...
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking him to send her a current photoof himself in his new location. Too embarrassed...
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A husband and wife are on a nudist beach...
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into the wife's business end. Naturally enough,she panics.The husband is also quite...
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Doggie Fashion
It has been studied and determined that the most often usedSexual position for married couples is the doggie position.The husband sits up and begs...And the...
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Blonde and The Coke Machine
This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and mashed a button and out comes a drink. So she puts some more change in and pushed another...
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The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants "half" off!
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What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Here's a lame one....What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
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Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did it as a warning to the other organs in my body to shape up or they're out of...
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women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life...
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her hair and dyed it brown, and set off for a drive. She wanted to do random acts of...
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Difference between a cat and a dog...
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods!...
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