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Racoon Joke

Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a car.

 

A man moves into a nudist colony...

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking him to send her a current photoof himself in his new location. Too embarrassed...

 

A husband and wife are on a nudist beach...

A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into the wife's business end. Naturally enough,she panics.The husband is also quite...

 

Doggie Fashion

It has been studied and determined that the most often usedSexual position for married couples is the doggie position.The husband sits up and begs...And the...

 

Blonde and The Coke Machine

This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and mashed a button and out comes a drink. So she puts some more change in and pushed another...

 

Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?

Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what the big boys eat.

 

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Here's a lame one....What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!

 

Looking into their eyes

|A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes...

 

A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life...

A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her hair and dyed it brown, and set off for a drive. She wanted to do random acts of...

 

The Priest

Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants "half" off!