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Doggie Fashion

It has been studied and determined that the most often usedSexual position for married couples is the doggie position.The husband sits up and begs...And the...

 

Speed Limit

What's the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around

 

What is the difference between "ooh" and "aah?"

What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah?" -About three inches.

 

A blond at a party was telling her friend...

A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for life. "They lie, they cheatand they're just no good. From now on when I wantsex, I'm going...

 

A husband and wife are on a nudist beach...

A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into the wife's business end. Naturally enough,she panics.The husband is also quite...

 

A man moves into a nudist colony...

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking him to send her a current photoof himself in his new location. Too embarrassed...

 

Scorcher Murphy

|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent's hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made wonderful reading....

 

The Priest

Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants "half" off!

 

What a large crowd

|A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there.A...

 

Surgery

I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did it as a warning to the other organs in my body to shape up or they're out of...