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|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that...

 

Dog named Sex

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall...

 

Why did the nurse go to art school?

Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!

 

College Rules

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male...

 

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|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled: "Mick! I lost me finger!" "Have you now?" says Mick. "And how did you...

 

Foot Tall

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who has a burlap sack and a little guy about a foot tall sitting on the bar playing a little piano. The...

 

Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?

Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah...the cops got nothing to go on.

 

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!

 

82 year old man

An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant. The 82 year old man goes to the Dr. to see what the DR had to say about the wife being...

 

Speed Limit

What's the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around